I was supposed to forward this to four people and I'd loose four pounds, but I thought it would do more good here.



Can't eat pork,
Swine flu...

Can't eat chicken
Bird flu.

Can't eat Beef,
Mad cow....

Can't eat eggs,
Salmonella.

Can't eat fish,
heavy metal poisons in their waters.

Can't eat fruits and veggies,
nsecticides and herbicides.

Hmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I believe that leaves Chocolate and ice cream!!!!!!!!

Remember - - - 'STRESSED'

spelled backwards! is

'DESSERTS'

OK, you've convinced me to have a bowl of ice cream. Oh wait, it's only 11 am here. Oh who cares, I'll eat it anyway. Of course it's about all I eat since I quit smoking.

Like the song says, "It's 5:00 oclock somewhere.

Good one Joyce!!