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 Post subject: You know it's AD when...
PostPosted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 9:36 pm 
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Hey All, just wanted to make a post that would lighten things up a bit since it seems like we've all had some hard times recently, so thought this one was kind of entertaining last time. I couldn't find the old post, but maybe it's better that way so we can all put new continuations to "You know it's AD when....."
P.S. Feel free to put stuff that happened a long time ago.

You know it's AD when... you walk into the bathroom and see the floor full of water and the cieling dripping, so you call the emergency plumber thinking you have a busted water pipe, only to find out your loved one opened up the bidet full blast earlier! :lol:


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PostPosted: Fri Mar 06, 2009 12:52 am 
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You know its AD when your loved one says their hungry. You go make a beautiful lunch, try to make it look really pretty and appetizing. You bring it to their chair so they can enjoy that lunch while watching MASH. You set it down, and your loved one says "What's that for, I'm not hungry"!

So you smile, pick up the plate, wrap everything up, put it away, and get on with what you were doing. Ten minutes later you hear mumbling. You ask your loved one if there's anything they need, and if their alright. They say "Where's my lunch, I've been waiting for my lunch!" You then start all over again.

This episode went on two MORE times after this. Needless to say, I didn't smile the last few times. She never did eat that lunch!! But I then asked would she like a bowl of ice cream. Ok, that would be nice! Ate the WHOLE bowl! Go figure!

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You know it's AD when shaking your boobs becomes a form of communication.

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You know it's AD when you tell her to put on a hat to go for a walk and she comes out of her room with her shower cap on.
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You know it MIGHT be AD if you don't know what a "bidet" is! It's a whole new world every day!

And I don't know (how to prounounce) your name, Aitan, but I know I MUST love you, you're here! Will you give me a hug? You sure are a handsome young man. Why don't you come over more often? You want something to eat? That "girl" will get it. Where is Jackie?


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Thanks for the compliment Sames U. A bidet is one of those toilets next to the toilet with the little fountain, whose purpose I think is self explanatory ;) I would totally go for Jackie's lunch, and ice cream anytime. I'm on the board everyday, just pop in randomly with a post like this one... We need more "You know it's AD when...." replies, I know we have some more good ones out there.

You know it's AD when you take your loved one to see the neurologist and after leaving she turns to you and says "You think he remembered me?".


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You know it's AD when you are at the eye doctor and she got her face up to the machine and he says which one is clearer #1 or #2 and she looks at me and says "what do you think?"
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Oh, wait.....this is too funny!

Yeah, Aitan, I think you're handsome too, but I guess I should have made it clear this is like the conversations my Mom has with...the bug man, the mail man, the grocery sacker, etc.

How about you know you're an AD CAREGIVER when you try to explain.....and explain.......but find it's better just to give up and LAUGH!!!!

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You know is AD when your husband looks at your wedding picture and says "That's not you. You're old."

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You know it's AD when your FEMALE loved one tells you she can't sit down because her D--K hurts.

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Oh Sam, that is so very funny. I also thought you were talking about Aitan and not what your Mom was saying. Oh God, I am sitting here laughing so damned hard. You are handsome Aitan, but you must of thought for sure that Sam was flirting with you!!

I guess we have to start using quotes when we do this huh?

Still laughing!!!

Jackie

Boy, I'd better put out a good lunch in a few weeks, or my reputation will be ruined!!!

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Ahhh hahaha! I'm laughing at the mixup from Sames U, I thought that was a little random, but I guess I wasn't the only one since Jackie thought the same thing. Thanks for the unintended compliment anyway ;) The laughter continues with Lori's post! hahahah! Oyy vey! :lol:


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You know it's AD when you are eating out at a restuarant and in the middle of the meal, she takes her teeth out and starts cleaning them at the table.

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See, Aitan, we all think you are cute. NO I am not flirting either. If my oldest hadn't been so slow, I could have a grandson your age. I thought we were going to get something going here also when I read Sames U post. Sorry Aitan, you lost out, maybe next time.

Jackie, if that good lunch you're talking about is for me, don't worry about it. I will be satisfied just meeting you and Snick face to face. A glass of ice tea will satisfy me. My sister and daughter drink coke and mountain dew. They can bring their own drink even so don't worry about making a big impression. I will make it a point to tell everyone what a great person you are and that you are the perfect hostess.

I'll be saying a prayer for you tomorrow.

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Lori1955 wrote:
You know it's AD when your FEMALE loved one tells you she can't sit down because her D--K hurts.


LOL :D That cracked me up :D

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